POLITICS, THE DISTILLED TRUTH

JUST AS A HU(MOUROUS) ASIDE, PARDON THE PUN, WE WANT TO SHARE THIS NUGGET WE GOT ON IN OUR EMAIL FROM A FRIEND.

Subject: Fwd: The Ant and the Grasshopper (2008 liberal version)

This one is a little different.. Two Different Versions! Two Different Morals! OLD VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!-------------------------------------------

MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.' Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case. The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

HAPPY VOTING KIDS! MAYBE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A JOB FIRST BEFORE THEY GET TO VOTE.
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FARRAH FAWCETT SECRET CURE IN GERMANY

Why did Farrah Fawcett have to go to Germany to get a secret alternative therapy? Is it something we peasants can also do?

From People online:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20058833,00.html

“Farrah Fawcett is receiving "alternative treatments" for cancer in Germany – and videotaping the experience for a possible documentary, a close friend of the actress's tells PEOPLE.

The German magazine Bunte first reported that the actress is undergoing chemotherapy in the University Clinic in Frankfurt, combining the treatments with alternative healing methods in Bad Wiessee, in southern Germany. Contacted by PEOPLE, Ricarda Wessinghagen, a spokeswoman for the hospital, said: "I can confirm that Farrah Fawcett was here and was treated here, but I have no more information." Nevius declined to reveal the nature of the treatment in Germany, but did say, "She's been documenting everything in a video diary" for "what could be a very important documentary."”

Is there hope for the rest of us? Well, in our opinion, we know what kind of therapy Farrah got in Germany.

Almost every physician in Germany uses “ozone therapy” regularly. They have been treating cancer and aids for over 20 years with very good results. And yet, try to get info from your friendly neighborhood doctor!! They either do not know or don not care. And if they did, they would get sanctioned by the AMA and FDA. In America, ozone has been comdemened as smog and a pollutant by the FDA. Now you know where your tax dollars go, to preventing you from knowing about effective, alternative treatments for cancer!

The Truth is (and there is a ton of scientific evidence) ozone therapy is a boon to mankind and it is available in Germany, Russia, Mexico and Cuba and even in some daring clinics in the US (with limited applications).

But the best news is, it is a simple therapy and YOU CAN TREAT YOURSELF, with a modicum of study and the right equipment. You don’t have to pay through the nose for this unless you insist it be provided by an MD—they cost more. The best and least expensive source of information and equipment is the site Oxygenmedicine.com . With less than $4,000, you can get the job done, if you are dedicated. And, you own the equipment which is far better than having to run to a clinic that charges and arm and a leg every time you have a relapse or catch the flu. Even if you are not sick, this therapy has been demonstrated to have powerful prophylactic (preventive) effects. Become educated before you have to act in haste.

http://www.oxygenmedicine.com/o3buyinfo.html